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 15:24 | 26/Aug/2008 | 3 Comment(s)
How to Make Woman Happy

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24.. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

 

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Small Smile

 

"Life is not measured by
the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments
that take our breath away."

Take my breath away.

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 15:17 | 26/Aug/2008 | 3 Comment(s)
VIRUS ALERT

 
I would like thanx one of my dear friend who have sent this message to me and would like to share with all of you!
 
 
Hi All I checked with Norton Anti-Virus and they are gearing up for this virus!
I checked Snopes (URL above:)and it is for real!!
Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG
FRIENDSFAMILY AND CONTACTS!

You should be alert during the next few days.
Do not open any message with an attachment entitled
'POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK'
 regardless of who sent it to you.

It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGEwhich 'burns'
the whole hard disc C of your computer.

This virus will be received from someone who has
your e-mail address in his/her contact list..
This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts
It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.
If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD' even though sent to you
by a friend do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately.

This is the worst virus announced by CNN.
It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.
This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday and there is no repair yet
for this kind of virus.
This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc
 where the vital information is kept.
 

 COPY THIS E-MAILAND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS.
REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US
 
Snopes lists all the names it could come in.

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 15:03 | 26/Aug/2008 | 2 Comment(s)
Great Photography
















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 09:57 | 21/Aug/2008 | 2 Comment(s)
Perspective

 

Perspective 


 One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 'How was the
trip?'

'It was great, Dad.'

'Did you see how poor people live?' the father asked.

'Oh yeah,' said the son.

'So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked the father

The son answered:

'I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.



Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.'


The boy's father was speechless.


Then his son added, 'Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.'

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? 



Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Appreciate every single thing you have,
especially your friends!

Pass this on to family, friends and acquaintances and help them refresh their
perspective and appreciation.

'Life is too short and friends are too few.' 
 

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 12:04 | 19/Aug/2008 | 2 Comment(s)
The secrets.................

The Secrets ...
The Power ...

* The First Secret: The power of Love.
Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help recognize him or her when you meet.

* The Second Secret: The power of Respect.
You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself, "What do I respect about myself? " To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself, "What do I respect about them?"

* The Third Secret: The power of Giving.
If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of you can take.

* The Fourth Secret: The power of Friendship.
To find true love you must first find a true friend. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love's seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.


* The Fifth Secret: The power of Touch.
Touch is one of the most powerful ex-pressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.

* The Sixth Secret: The power of Letting go.
If you love something, let it be free. Even in a loving relationship, people need their space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions.


* The Seventh Secret: The power of Communication.
To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know; that you love and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say, "I love you." Never let an opportunity pass to praise and acknowledge someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word ... it could be the last time you see them.


* The Eighth Secret: The power of Commitment.
If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong, loving one.


* The Ninth Secret: The power of Passion.
Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone. It comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. The essence of love and happiness are the same, all we need to do is to live each day with passion.


* The Tenth Secret: The power of Trust.
You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Trust yourself, trust others and trust the world. It is the foundation for LOVE.


Always make your absence
felt in such a way That ...
some one misses you BUT ...
let not your absence be so longggg
THAT some one starts learning to live
WITHOUT YOU ...
__._,_.___

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 15:46 | 18/Aug/2008 | 2 Comment(s)
Words Only



 
 
 
 
 
If only words could reach out and touch you,
 
Baby; I'd give you all my tare,
these sounds can embrace my side,
my music in my soul has no meaning when I can't be with you ,
my hands could be warm if only they were here meeting yours,
So baby; give me all your loving,
I'm going to turn your night around,
 
let me shape your fantasies,
don't tell me your lies , don't walk away,
its only love that tares us apart,
I got one thing for you,
 
what going to make your world turn around,
my love for you ,
so don't leave me stranded,
 
you'll tare my heart apart,
So come with me baby ,
 were not so far apart,
 
One thing I can say,
I'm in love with you Baby ,
So come tare at my heart,
 
Only one thing I can say now,
 I'll be here always  doing my part,
loving you forever,
 
Only one thing I'd like better .
to make love to you,
so come to me Baby ,
 
while my fire burns,
so I can turn your world around,
 

 


 
 
 
 

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 15:43 | 18/Aug/2008 | 1 Comment(s)
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 11:52 | 18/Aug/2008 | 3 Comment(s)
Nice Love Story