Welcome Guest,
|
Create your own iLand
|
Sign In
|
New User?
Get Started
iLand
Blogs
Friends/Contributors
Guestbook
mukesh chauhan
Categories
Blogs
Hobbies
Story
Poetry
Joke
Friends
Pets
Love
Food
Fantasy
Mobile
shri Ganesha
Dharmik bhawanaie
Social
15th August
General
health
Photography
Fun
What is an RSS feed?
RSS Feed
makshy.rediffiland.com/
<<previous
|
next>>
Sunday 7 September, 2008
12:29 | 20/Dec/2007 |
2 Comment(s)
Add mukesh chauhan as Friend
Write to mukesh chauhan
Forward this link
Chemistry of man and woman
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *
Element Name:
WOMAN
Symbol:
WO
Atomic Weight:
(don't even go there!)
Physical properties:
Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and
may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter
if not used well.
Chemical properties:
Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent
when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns
slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage:
Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion
of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution:
Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Element Name:
MAN
Symbol:
BY
Atomic Weight:
(180 +/- 50)
Physical properties:
Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out
of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find
a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct
electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties:
Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can
get. Also tends to form strong bonds with it. Becomes explosive
when mixed with Kid.
(Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage:
None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution:
In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *
Your Zodiac And The Way You Kiss
Aries
Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.
Taurus
Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on.
Gemini
Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.
Cancer
Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.
Leo
Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing; you expect applause for your performance.
Virgo
Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished.
Libra
You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses.
Scorpio
You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you.
Sagittarius
Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.
Capricorn
Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day.
Aquarius
Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyes open.
Pisces
Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.
Category:
Blogs
|
Permalink
2 Comment(s)
