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 11:21 | 2/May/2008
Shri Ganesha
~*~*~*~ 108 Names Of Lord Ganesha     Name                                       Meaning 1 Akhurath                                           One who has Mouse as His Charioteer 2 Alampata                                          Ever Eternal Lord 3 Amit                                                    Incomparable Lord 4 Anantachidrupamayam      ... more...
 10:52 | 2/May/2008
Santa Joke
santa jokes • Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?Girl: Tameez se baat karo.Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?• Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!• Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"Banta... more...
 17:55 | 28/Feb/2008
Your Birthday
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *   Is your birthday day 1 of the month? Your Life You are very curious and dedicating. When you are interested in something,everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to be more patient and complete what you have started, you will be successful in lif... more...
 17:54 | 28/Feb/2008
Indian Hell
   Indian Hell  A man dies and goes to hell.  There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.  He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"  He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of... more...
 15:22 | 9/Feb/2008
Love
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ * *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *    Only in my dreams, Are you ever smiling at me. And only in my dreams, Will you and I ever be. Only in my dreams, Will we ever watch the sunrise. And only in my dreams, Will I ever see that l... more...
 15:20 | 9/Feb/2008
Love
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ * *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *    Only in my dreams, Are you ever smiling at me. And only in my dreams, Will you and I ever be. Only in my dreams, Will we ever watch the sunrise. And only in my dreams, Will I ever see that l... more...
 15:09 | 9/Feb/2008
What's Love
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*   -Love is something that is shared by two and two only. -Love is having the chance of being with someone you really care for. -Love is something that makes you feel good. -Love is thinking of her every second of the day. -Love is staring at a photo of her when you miss her. -Love is ta... more...
 10:55 | 9/Feb/2008
Your Name Meaning
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*   Your Name MeaningsInstructions: What u do is find out what each letter of ur name means.Then connect all the meanings & it Describes YOU. [Its True & isn't it Great] If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once..A = You can be very quiet when you have somethi... more...
 12:29 | 20/Dec/2007
Chemistry of man and woman
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *   Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Posses... more...
 16:41 | 1/Nov/2007
Fair & Lovely
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~* ~*~ *  My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda)  , afterWIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say thatYou are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Purepassion). I always BPL (Believe in the best)  and youare SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'SPIZZA (Delivering a million smi... more...
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 azaa g | 20:19 | 14/Apr/2008
Friends: (186)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Dreaming
Baby dont worry
Baby don’t worryI will never leave youThis is trueI promise youYou’re the only one for meBaby I love you can’t you seeI want to be with you foreverI will leave you….neverThis may sound crazyBut some day I want to have your babyI want to be your wifeI want to be with you for lifeLike I saidThis may sound crazyBut when I’m with you I can be meI’m hap...  more...
 jalthaker | 18:18 | 9/Apr/2008
Friends: (36)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: music
I HAVE EVERYTHING BUT IHAVE NOTHING
i have everything but i have nothing !I have everything but I have nothing ! means when u meet some one u knw normaly we ask "how r u doing " a standard answer is "ya im fine howz u doing" right ! but when we come closer to anyone like as a friend or as any near and true relation we share our fears our problems and thing which is missing in our li...  more...
 datanentrygo | 07:49 | 19/Mar/2008
Friends: (301)  | City: Ranchi  | Interests: computerjobs
Jobs of editorial proofreading.
Jobs of editorial proofreading. Editorial proofreaders they can also recommend changes in word choice or inappropriate punctuation. Jobs of editorial proofreading. http://jobcenter.webs.com/pr.htm  more...
 K Nagesh | 22:33 | 28/Mar/2008
Friends: (385)  | City: BANGALORE  | Interests: Music (Karnatak),...
JEEVAN TARANG
A Deferred Annuity Plan  from Life Insurance Corporation of India (LIC) that offers youLife Insurance Coverage right from day 1 of commencementy till your 100 years of age,Bonus on the full insured amount for the full Premium Payment Term (PPT) you have chosen that could be 10 or 15 or 20 years,Tax-free Annuity (Annual Payment) @ 5.5 % of the sum i...  more...
 Ashok Kumar | 16:19 | 20/Aug/2007
Friends: (78)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Watching TV,Music
Very Witty
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet Dachshund dog along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund think...  more...
 lallita | 13:34 | 11/Oct/2007
Friends: (31)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: reading blogs, re...
"HAPPY NAVRATRA" MAY GODDESS DURGA BLESS U NOT JUST  THREE DAYS OF PURITY THREE DAYS OF WEALTH N' THREE DAYS OF WISDOM BUT A LIFE FULL OF ABOVE THREE N'MORE    more...
 chaitali rai | 22:18 | 25/Apr/2008
Friends: (600)  | City: in my sweet little world  | Interests: films,astrology,y...
                       Modern Panchtantra Story [ IT HUMOR ]             Once upon a time , there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his             Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He  used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday  market.             One day, while he was working...  more...
 ritu | 00:03 | 11/Feb/2008
Friends: (69)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: i love painting.m...
PENCIL SHADING with 2b, 4b, nd 6b,pencil
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 roopa singh | 16:30 | 4/Oct/2007
Friends: (138)  | City: Lucknow  | Interests: painting, astrolo...
in ankho ke siva duniya me rakha kya hai...
Lightaneye ; Tagged PostONE EYE SAY'S MORE THAN THOUSAND WORDSLightaneye ; Tagged Post"The greatest gift is a portion of thyself" -R.W.EmersonI"ve been tagged by Nilima Dahat! To spread the good word, this post is being tagged from one iLander to another, spurring more and more people to get informed about eye-donation, and the ways/ means on how ...  more...
 kuldip gupta | 10:04 | 22/Mar/2008
Friends: (142)  | City: Bhubaneshwar  | Interests: Reading, Writting...
Shabd aur Gabbar
एक समय थाजब मेरे शब्दों में थीठाकुर के हाथों सी ताकतवो उठते &#...  more...
 kartik shriv... | 18:09 | 9/Mar/2008
Friends: (486)  | City: Bhopal  | Interests: writing poetries ...
Salam Bhopal..............
Dec. 2-3, 1984-The Bhopal Gas Tragedy........One Of The Biggest Disasters in the World in Which More Than 20,000 People Were Killed and More Than 170,000 Were SEVERELYAFFECTED........It Has Been 23 Years Since Then But the Effect of thatDisaster is Still Continuing.......Here are Few Lines Dedicated to AllWho Were Affected by This Disaster...........  more...
 Writing Village | 21:08 | 11/Dec/2007
Friends: (466)  | City: Gerrards Cross  | Interests: Writing
Contemporary Indian Art from Raja Ravi V...
This is the first part of the three articles to be published on this subject.What is contemporary Indian art? This is a question that has gnawed at the global literary consciousness time and again. Indian art has its roots in myriad folk styles and traditions and has also fed on the social and political ethos of not only India but also of the world...  more...
 avi hr | 19:10 | 14/Feb/2008
Friends: (16)  | City: Gurgaon  | Interests: business
JOBS OPENING
JOBS OPENINGS    -  BANGLORE, PUNE, AHMEDABAD  Job Title: Sales Development Manager FOR HDFC STANDARD LIF INSURANCE COMPANY LTD  Job Description : · Identify potential Financial Consultants (Insurance Agents) based on agreed profiles and ensure recruitment in accordance with the business plan.  · Initially, for the first three months to achieve tar...  more...
 DDD D | 02:21 | 7/Dec/2007
Friends: (113)  | City: Kanpur  | Interests: paintings
my kavita
http://myhindikavita.blogspot.com/  more...
 sunshine | 12:21 | 7/May/2008
Friends: (379)  | Interests: Whoosh! Boy its h...
MEDICAL CERTIFICATE
 MEDICAL CERTIFICATE  Certified that Mr. /Miss ____________ _____ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimburs...  more...
 Sushil Menon | 12:30 | 21/Apr/2008
Friends: (124)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Travel,Music,Frie...
Priceless ( Laugh)
PRICELESS WORDSA husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So ...  more...
 Avinash Kher | 15:55 | 14/Apr/2008
Friends: (76)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Friendship
Sardar Strikes again
Interviewar: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.... *********************************************** Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state.....Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind,  ALL WERE SARDARS....... *****...  more...
 ramnath rajaram | 12:49 | 8/May/2008
Friends: (1678)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: HEALTH AWARENESS,...
Akshaya Tritiya
Akshaya TritiyaAkshaya Tritiya, variously spelt as Akshya Thiritiya, Akshaya Trutheeya, Akshaya Tritiiya and also called Akshaya Trithi,falling on the third day of the bright half of the lunar month of Vaisakha of the traditional Hindu calendar, is one of the four most auspicious days of the year for Hindus. The word Akshaya, a Sanskrit word, liter...  more...
 Rakshita Verma | 20:23 | 23/Mar/2008
Friends: (515)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: jokes, poetry, pu...
Time...
 The sun sets and risesAmidst this grindThere are answers That I do not findTime has stolenMy peace of mindThe honest personThat I was once Am seeking childhood In its virtual absence Time has stolen My innocence  My love nest isNothing but wilderness  I have lots of energy That I cannot harnessTime has stolen My hopefulness  From far off I get A w...  more...
 sneha | 16:04 | 13/Oct/2007
Friends: (62)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: DANCING AND WATCI...
funny picks
var noDelAllMsgWarning = false; var noDelBulkMsgWarning = false; function EmptyFolder(folder) { var warnonempty = folder == "@B@Bulk" ? (!noDelBulkMsgWarning) : (!noDelAllMsgWarning) var emptyFol = true; if(warnonempty) { var sMessage = folder == "@B@Bulk" ? "Are you sure? Deleted Bulk messages are gone forever, and will not go to...  more...
 nilima dahat | 00:40 | 18/Oct/2007
Friends: (442)  | City: notime  | Interests: music movies
priorities
"WHAT ARE YOUR PRIORITIES?"While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground. "That's my son over there," she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide."He's a fine looking boy," the man said. "That's my son on the swing in the blue sweater."Then, looking at his watch, he cal...  more...
 Rashmi | 14:53 | 10/Sep/2007
Friends: (35)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Drawing, Reading
HE loves me
Her name is Titli (butterfly). Her eyes are full of life. Just as butterfly, I have always seen her with best of her mood all the time. She loves sun, she loves trees, she loves the breeze. She always sits near the window of her room to gaze outside. Her room has a tiny bed which is enough for this 10 yrs girl. It always has white bed sheet, neatly...  more...
 L KINI | 09:59 | 28/Mar/2008
Friends: (873)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: Netsurfing,Nature...
18 things for successful LIFE
  On the left side is the ILLUSIONARY IMAGE       18 things to make LIFE successful  1. Pursue Achievable 2. Keep Genuine Smiles 3. Share with Others 4. Help Thy Neighbors 5.Maintain a Youthful Spirit   6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor,the Beautiful, &the Ugly 7. Keep Cool Under Pressure 8. Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor 9. Forgive the...  more...
 indian money... | 09:42 | 24/Apr/2008
Friends: (8)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Financial plannin...
Cash Trading Tips for 24th Indianmoneywi...
Hitesh Shah, Honey1MoneyNIFTY – 5020ABOVE – 5020 TAR.  5050 / 5094 / 5130BELOW – 5020 TAR.  4990 / 4955 / 4940 ASHOK LEYLANDBUY ABOVE – 40,  SL. – 37TAR.  45 / 47 / 50 RELBUY ABOVE – 1340,  SL. – 1320TAR.  1351 / 1360 / 1374 GAILBUY ABOVE – 440,  SL. – 435TAR.  446 / 450 / 454 NICOLAS PIRAMALSELL BELOW – 330,  SL. – 335TAR.  327 / 324 / 320 BPCLSEL...  more...
 sheila das | 10:09 | 9/Apr/2008
Friends: (173)  | City: ....  | Interests: nothing
In return for what i owe to the world:
In return for what i owe to the world:  Reply to surendra  Surendra has written on the GB:"wow everything is copy paste .. this is real india ...." Yes the photographs r copy paste.. Or rather down loads. I am sorry that i did not mention it. . . .i was under the impression that no one would think the photos were my original . And the Sanskrit orig...  more...
 shabdika Sharma | 21:42 | 8/Mar/2008
Friends: (164)  | City: Amritsar  | Interests: music,reading,sin...
Need Ur Wishes
Hey My Dear Dear Frnds!!!!!!Surprised to see me here after a long break!!!!!Hmmmmm!!!! Your this "Nalayak" frnd is too much busy,as she has joined the job again,so doesn't get the time to be online.But today i m here just to tell u sumthing special!!!!U know wattttt?????This is the time to wish someone BECAUSE???????????? On Monday!!!!!!!10th March...  more...
 amitabh | 08:08 | 15/Aug/2007
Friends: (27)  | City: Goa  | Interests: music,reading,cri...
Happy
Happy                 INDEPENDENCE                                           DAY  more...
 shashi tahil... | 14:15 | 5/May/2008
Friends: (350)  | City: Jaipur  | Interests: Making friends,Su...
TUMHAARA SPARSH
TUMHAARA SPARSHGulabi pankhudiyon ko sahlatiYeh sarsarati hawa haiYaTum ho???????Mere reshmi baalon ko sehlaatey,Athkheliyan kartey,Mujhe tarsaatey,Mujhe tadpaatey,Mere badan ko chhutey,Pankh laga kar ud jaate ho.......Tum woh hawa ho,Jo main mehsoos kar sakti hoon,Thaam nahi sakti hoon,Apne astitva ko iss se thandakDe sakti hoon,Magar rok nahi sak...  more...
 Libra Invest... | 11:56 | 29/Mar/2008
Friends: (84)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Swimming, Music, ...
WOMEN.....
This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the bookWhere all of the sayings and preaching ofRabbis are conserved over time.It says: "Be very careful if you make a womanCry, because God counts her tears .  The womanCame out of a man's rib.   Not from his feet to beWalked on.   Not from his head to be superior, butFrom the side to be equal.   Under the ar...  more...
 Noanee Kapadia | 22:37 | 7/May/2008
Friends: (458)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Indian Army,Himal...
paraplegic soldiers
     I am trying to help Paraplegic soldiers at the Paraplegic centre in Khadki,Pune.These are the soldiers who recieved the bullets in defending us and are now have to live life on wheel chair.I got a response from Nitin Rane and with his efforts these soldiers are getting trained by Satyam Foundation .I am really overwelmed with joy , and more so...  more...
 Preeti Pandey | 00:18 | 6/Nov/2007
Friends: (108)  | City: Jabalpur  | Interests: Reading,Music,Ast...
Back to home............
Hey pepl… I’m back!! Although jus for a few days.. but I tell u its quite a nice feeling to come outta the jail i.e. ma college!! Anyways the first thing I wanna do is to say a big  HELLO to Mr. Sylvester Marshall… I missed ur motivational words a lot sir…. And secondly thanx a lot to those pepl who missed ma blogs(n me)!! Thank you to thm who will...  more...
 Florence | 15:37 | 5/Sep/2007
Friends: (232)  | Interests: music,listening s...
Waqt Nahi
Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein, Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi. Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai, Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi. Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain, Par Dosti Ke Liye Waqt Nahi. Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,Jab Apn...  more...
 rushal maksane | 14:58 | 10/Sep/2007
Friends: (10)  | City: Ahmedabad  | Interests: technology,music
Lg shine mobile
Earlier this year, the LG Shine mobile phone took the entire world by storm. Now, this phone is all set to dazzle India as well. Yesterday, LG Electronics announced the launch of its full metal bodies Shine handset that is part of the company’s premium Black Label series in the Indian market. The LG Shine handset has a super-slim body that is made ...  more...
 meena sundar | 17:40 | 26/Apr/2008
Friends: (598)  | City: Chennai  | Interests: Life
illusion or real
         If we say, something is not thereThen there is nothing in thereBut if we constantly Hear there is something in thereThen someday We come to believeSomething must be thereWords and thoughtsAlways have some power If we continue to hear and talk about themThen the illusion, Looks real!It is fateThat, we humans are weak To eliminate all in the...  more...
 Ria | 19:43 | 9/Sep/2007
Friends: (109)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: cracking jokes, e...
LOVE OR LIKENESS
Difference 'btween some1 u luv n some1 u like'In front of the person u luv, ur heart beats faster.but in front of the person u like, u get happy.in front of the person u luv, winter seems like spring.but in front of the person u lik, witer is just beautiful winter.if u look into the eyes of the 1 u luv, u blush.but if u look into the eyes of the 1 ...  more...
 Umesh Viswan... | 12:07 | 28/Nov/2007
Friends: (33)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: cricket, books, m...
IM BACK...!!!
HEY...HI THERE...IM BACK...SORRY 4 THE DELAY..I AM IN MUSCAT NOW WITH A NEW JOB..I'LL REGULARLY POST BLOGS EVERY WEEK...SO BE SURE TO CHECK MY POSTS....SEE U NEXT WEEK...TAKE CARE....KEEP SMILING...!!  more...
 A S | 13:44 | 25/Mar/2008
Friends: (391)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Food, Books, Movi...
I PROMISE MYSELF
To be so strong that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.To talk health, happiness and prosperity to every person I meet.To make all my friends feel that there is something worthwhile in them.To look at the sunny side of everything and make my optimism come trueTo think only of the best, to work only for the bestand to expect only the best.To be j...  more...
 ma ya | 21:43 | 14/Mar/2008
Friends: (218)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: watching cricket ...
HI...frndssssssssss
hello............    hope u all r doing welll..n keeping good health!!!me too fine. hmm as i hav nothing to blog,so just saying HI.....to everyone.              take care n keep smiling............:D  more...
 mamita nayak | 12:03 | 8/Aug/2007
Friends: (70)  | City: Rourkela  | Interests: hi iam mamita fro...
for my friends memories
        MISS MY SCHOOL & COLLEGE LIFEMujhe yaad aati hai mere school & college time ki baateen.school & college ke dino main class ke time friends ke saath gappe marna mam ke padhai ke aur dhyaan na de ke recess time main canteen main aaj kya khayenge uski planing karana aur bich bich main mam ke style ko comment karana .College ke time main class ...  more...
 Vibhuti | 18:01 | 22/Apr/2008
Friends: (432)  | City: Ahmedabad  | Interests: Living life fulle...
Dealing with emotions:-
How to deal with our emotions? Big problem! Although we have grown older - beyond the 'teenage', we more often fail to grow beyond 'teenage' mentally. You know, our body grows in a particular sequence. In the first seven years, the physical body grows but the intellect does not grow; then up to fourteen years, the intellect grows. The period from 1...  more...
 Atul Vekariya | 11:39 | 30/Oct/2007
Friends: (78)  | City: Baroda  | Interests: Net surfing, Musi...
God Sees the Truth, But Waits
God Sees the Truth, But Waits by Leo TolstoyIn the town of Vladimir lived a young merchant named Ivan DmitrichAksionov. He had two shops and a house of his own.Aksionov was a handsome, fair-haired, curly-headed fellow, full offun, and very fond of singing. When quite a young man he had beengiven to drink, and was riotous when he had had too...  more...
 Jayant khanzode | 00:30 | 3/Sep/2007
Friends: (18)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: 1)Humo